Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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