But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
