You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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