He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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