I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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