My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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