i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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