I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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