Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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