I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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