Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Randomize
