I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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