I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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