Its about making memories worth repressing
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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