Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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