all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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