K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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