There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Randomize
