she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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