I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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