Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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