How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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