He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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