planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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