just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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