on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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