I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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