he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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