Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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