Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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