Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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