I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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