i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
