You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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