That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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