You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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