Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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