im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
