I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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