There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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