It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
we're so committed to being not committed
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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