Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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