If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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