shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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