I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Randomize
