Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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