i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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