would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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