Do vagina's smell?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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