Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
