I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i black out too much to be "responsible"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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