I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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