Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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