I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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